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Birthdate:May 21
Location:Texas, United States of America
I am the mIghty wubbernut. Fear me or I will rip your testicles out. and you need your testicles. Unless you are gay or a woman. Then you may pass.

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User Number: 950429
Date Created:2003-03-15
Number of Posts: 51

Fern is a godess. That is all you need to know. You dont even need to know that you nosey SOB. If you cross her she will cut your nuts off and use them in place of those fuzzy dice retarded people put in there cars to try to be retro. Her mission statement guides her life, sort of like the Jedi Honor code for the jedis. It is as follows:

1. Make as many innuendos as possible
2. Make people laugh as much as possible
3. If it's annoying do it
4. Incurr as much wrath from all people as is humanly possible and make many enemies by being true to yourself
5. Never eat brussel sprouts
6. Believe in the secret powers of Crayolas
7. Love thy neighbor, and steal his stuff
8. Don't follow the rules, mold them
9. Do not hate, subjugate
10. Hug as many people as possible
Strengths: Sexy, funny, irresitibly witty, incredibly intelligent, good with whips, well-versed in naughtiness, good with fantasies
Weaknesses: kryptonite, men, vats of pudding, whips and chains, dance belts
Special Skills: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, let's find out shall we?
Weapons: whips, chains, nunchucks, fingernails, sex appeal, blending blades
Specialness: I WON THE EXPLODING SNAP AWARD IN SEPTEMBER AHAHAHA....(along with rae but lets forget about her) AHAHAHA

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